sesungguhnya ade seseorg sgt ingin pergi melihat kelip-kelip
saya sebenarnya nak suruh die kelip-kelipkan mata byk-byk kali je
tapi karang takut kene lepuk saje je
eh sekejap
tujuan sebenar nak mengingatkan diri sendiri ape nak kene bawak
ni kalau SPM, mau kene tolak 40 markah sbb karangan terpesong

1. bawa diri sendiri - oke syud jgn tinggal i tepi highway

2. insect repellent - ye, ini penting. kawan-kawan kunang-kunang juga mungkin terdiri daripada nyamuk, kumbang dan lain-lain lagi. ouh rama-rama pun mungkin juga. tetapi yang paling penting adalah untuk mengelakkan digigit nyamuk secara pukal. nnt bole buat connect the dots kat tangan sbb banyak sgt kesan gigitan, tak bes

3. sunblock - cuaca di kuala selangor agak panas ye dan matahari juga menyinarkan cahaya dengan begitu riang gembira sekali. sebelum pegi melahap seafood...i mean, berjalan-jalan, adelah penting untuk mengenakan krim pelindung matahari. kalau ada yang SPF 50, tolong beritahu saya ya? sebab yang saya beli cuma SPF 30 TSK.

oke nak pegi makan kejap...

partner in-crime berada di australia
sungguh jauh
beliau batuk-batuk yg agak jahat bunyinye
tetapi beliau dengan jayanya telah menularkan batuk tersebut kepada saya
maka saya pun batuk tanpa henti selama beberapa minit

selepas meletakkan beg di tempat duduk (macam kat sekolah plak)
(dan selepas bermain mata...i mean, said hi)
saya pun memborong ubat-ubatan sambil batuk secara pukal di kaunter kedai
panadol soluble, strepsil
'you are about to catch a cold' kata uncle itu
'yes uncle' too right you are
'there's panadol cold'
'ouh really?'

dan di sini, saya ingin menyatakan bahawa panadol cold adalah sangat berkesan
ye ini adalah iklan percuma untuk ubat yang berkesan

p/s: kalo selalu tak bole tido mlm macam ni, parah la aku

baru terjaga dari tidur
baru pukul 6 pulak tu
oke la padahal elok la kalo terjaga waktu mcm ni
elok-elok sebelum azan
tapi mata saya tgh rabak ni

utk seseorang, selamat hari lahir

fuh, kuat betul penangan sebuah senyuman ni

i've never watched titanic
not once even when the film has been out since forever
oke tipulah sebenarnya
baru sepuluh tahun kan?

and i finally manage to glimpse the last 30 minutes of the movie
so here's a confession to you (you know who you are)
scene kapal langgar iceberg adelah super awesome
yg part lari-lari cinta-cinta semua i tak nampak

hats off to anda yg tgk sampai 27 kali

secangkir teh limau
di tengah lebat hujan
di sebuah kedai makan yang terletak di jantung ibukota

jadi...apa ceritanya selepas ini?

p/s: macam filem, masa yang akan membongkar semua rahsia hingga ke penghujung

ouh nasib baik tidak musnahkan apa-apa
jadi boleh tido dgn sgt lena skang
bole mimpi siap dgn jalan cerita lengkap (dan sedikit mengarut)
yeah

on one hand, i'm truly ecstatic
on the other hand, its almost unforgivable

but that's just me
i'm torn
currently working on a story and was thinking about multiple endings
i know it will be hard work but heck, the first time i tried
i just abandoned it half way
and so i'm going to try to finish this one
i'm done with the first ending and will soon start to work on the other two

here's to an end to a long (and dreadfully boring weekend. i end up glued to facebook. bluergh)

ada eloknye kalau dibeli topeng spiderman utk bekal sebulan
tapi surgical mask pun mcm cool kan? lagipun tgh heboh juga H1N1 2nd wave
tak pun buat sendiri je topeng
kan senang

dang
apsal apsal apsal?

selamat menyambut maal hijrah
semoga permulaan yang fani ni bakal membawa kepada satu perjalanan yang menarik

a great person once said
oke tipu la
sbnrnya james morrison je
dia cakap
'love takes hostages'

korang penah tak alami bende ni? korang rasa mcm rimas, mcm cacing kepanasan, macam ayam berak kapur, macam cek kene tahan selagi bos besar tak balik dr shanghai lps tu tade duit poket, mcm kene tunggu kedai pau super sedap bukak sebelum boleh brekpas? penah tak?

lps tu mcm kalo korang buat pape pun, mesti dok teringat, terfikir lps tu kene tegur dgn bos apsal sengih sorang-sorang masa tgh buat kopi kat pantri. lps tu mcm kalo nampak derang, korang nampak tu je la. kawasan penglihatan korang dah disengkang dek orang tu je. lps tu pk pasal org tu sikit je dah sengih. ingatkan pakcik kracker (uncle cracker) ckp dlm lagu smile tu tipu, rupe-rupenye beliau bersikap series.

sumpah aku tak tau. now it make sense

'the distance makes the heart grows fonder'
weih dah ah
orang tanak distance-distance ni
fondue takpe
tak kesah la coklat ke eskrem ke asalkan fondue
tapi tak mau distance
bole tak?

ni mesti sbb terlebih gule lepas mkn jelly
dang

sedang pujuk diri sendiri untuk lena
ouh susahnya
semoga apa yang didoakan rakan-rakan bakal termakbul
amin

this has to be the best weekend ever!
i got to meet some friends, catch up with them, celebrate life with them and everything
its just the best

thanks for the free ice-cream
terbaek la cheesecake ice cream itu
i'm not even sorry eating it

dan kamu
saya harap kamu tabah dengan dugaan ini
mungkin sudah sampai masa mereka
kita yang tinggal, marilah sedekahkan al-fatihah untuk mereka

when you were young
you thought that not knowing it is normal
' i will know what it means when i'm older'
the 13th, 14th, 18th birthday came and still you do not know of it
you thought 'grown ups as in proprt grown ups will know it. i shall wait'
still, you find yourself not knowing
even when you are 24, 25 and so on

why can't it be like a mathematical equation like the ones derived by pythagoras?

*saya sedang sibuk dengar lagu earth, wind and fire secara tekun. sekonyong-konyong jadi peminat sekalipun tak lahi rlagi masa derang popular

betapa indahnya suria pagi ini
begitulah indahnya rasa dunia saya

awak sanggup tanggalkan earphone untuk jawab soalan saye
dan layan 'really?' sampai depan bangunan
:D

tengah malam pekat
cahaya ditelan lubang hitam.

ada cahaya di hujung terowong

ya yang itu
kerana saya tahu

kalau tak terhantuk dekat peti ais
memori takkan hilang
sayangnya, kenangan manis boleh jadi pahit sekelip mata
lebih malang lagi kenanangan takkan hilang
sekurang-kurangnya untuk masa yang lama.

susah rasanya saya nak lupakan kenangan semalam
terima kasih awak
terima kasih untuk setengah jam yang masih buat saya gembira hingga sekarang
awak tak tau betapa gembiranya saye.

:D

i have now officially lost the will to eat lunch
at least for three days
because i'm too happy that i got the chance
i grabbed the chance
thanks carrie
i managed to be aloof and non-chalant

*grins grins grins

my God i'm hallucinating because i'm too happy

benar tetapi pelik
awak duduk di situ seorang diri
saya jeling bayang di cermin
wah tona pilihan pakaian kita sama hari ini

tapi saya cuma mampu senyum dua saat sebelum berjalan dengan pantas tinggalkan awak
tangan saya jadi lembab
jantung mula kacau-bilau

saya tak mampu
saya masih belum cukup berani
dan sebentar lagi
saya harap saya mimpi saya dapat kekuatan itu
yang akan dipanjangkan hingga pagi esok
untuk tegur awak
:d

A wise person one shared her wisdom of shopping with me. She was an avid shopper, not because it was her hobby but rather because she is a housewife. Sod it. She loves shopping, I know it. Nobody can have these tips if she doesn’t like shopping. Read on people (and feel free to add).

Always buy in bulks
This applies for things that we need. No one needs four umbrellas (throws the umbrella in my room, one in the handbag. Gosh, another one at the office). For example, two packs of body shampoo retail for RM 13.90 during sales so grab it as fast as you can because normally, one pack of refill costs RM 8.90. Although it may look as if a few ringgit does not make any difference, let’s face it, if we can buy more things for less, why not settle for it?

However, check your supplies before buying more body shampoos like some people (me) who is now left with shower foam that she really hates but stuck with it for about another two months before she will be able to use the ones that she really likes. dfyuoifubfiu

Buy toiletries at wholesale stores
Cost for toiletries can easily run up to hundreds as in my case. Maybe it is more for other people so in my case, I prefer to buy supplies not at pharmacies, if I can help it. The reduction may not be huge but total it up and you can see a lot of price difference. And going round and round the whole floor is just so healthy (husbands/ boyfriends, stop the snigger).

Look out for sales
Some people are just high maintenance by nature. For example, those with sensitive skin cannot use facial cleansers that cost RM 19.90 but had to use something that cost a lot more than that. I find this website (shoppingNsales) really amazing because it shares all the good bargains all year round.

Ouh and Hush Puppies fans (shoes only), kindly email me so I can keep you posted on sales (if there’s any). Thanks!

Buy in pairs
This is very useful if you are a Padini or PDI fan like me. Sometimes they sell T-shirts (long sleeves) for RM 40 for two. Having another person looking at the same brand will save you about a few bucks.

Before I forgot, Giordano is also having this kind of sale as of today. Don’t know when it will end.

And same goes for 3 for 2 books. Usually, new books cost RM 33-RM35 per book. So, buying three books will actually save you a lot since after splitting, each book will only cost about RM 22.70. I’m so excited that I actually calculated the savings for you guys! And using punctuation marks!

Do research
If you are like me who is currently trying to save money so that hopefully I can go somewhere next year, it doesn’t hurt to do some research. Some places or even stores sell things at higher price compared to other places. A little tip: the price tag for apparel in Jusco, Isetan, Metrojaya differ.

Housebrands won’t hurt your reputation
I don’t care if you are using Watson tissues. Tissues shouldn’t be a benchmark to status, they are just tissues. And if it costs less than RM 10 for 5 boxes, sod it. Just buy it. Will it really hurt if someone is to march to your house and take down all the details on the brands that you use? As far as I’m concerned, I’ve never lost an arm because of it.

Get things we really need
Do we really need another post-paid plan because our mobile operator offers it to us because of our supposedly clean record? This is just a scam. They are after your money. Don’t say yes, don’t blindly tell them your address when they call you up to offer this thing because they do not know when to stop. Just barge in and ask ‘When am I supposed to make a decision on this?’ If the answer is now, just say no and continue watching TV because they are just trying to make you pay more for something that you may not even need.

Remember: say no if you really don’t need it. Ouh this is from my very own experience actually. Thi hi hi. The girl wouldn’t stop talking about the so-called generous offer from my mobile operator that she forgot to ask whether I need it or not.

Be calculative
Rich people care about where their money goes. Life is not charity (as in to big supermarkets or retailers. Feel free to donate to the charity organizations around the world or local ones). Be calculative, a bit stingy and just do what we use to do in school: save up the money just to buy the favorite Little Bobdog pencil case. I mean, revision books.

Be early or just don’t bother turning up at all
This shopaholic makes sure she arrives at least half an hour before the store opens. She says that way, she will be able to become among the first and get most of the good things.

This are the things that she shares with me and as soon as I can remember other things that she told me, maybe I can add more. So have fun spending the rest of the Sunday ahead.

telefon berbunyi jam 8 malam
waktu itu kau tgh sibuk
sumpah sibuk gile tgk live feed facebook yang makin annoying sbb layout sangat buruk
dan sbb tak sampai hati
angkat jugaklah telefon slps berbulan-bulan
semata-mata sebab nak kasi signal yang 'utk kau, aku sentiasa sibuk dan tade mase :D'

and then,
since that person feels that paying a few hundred per month for phone bill is such a small, minute matter
the person called another person.

'dah berbulan-bulan tak cakap dengan dia'
heh?
elok-elok orang sembelih lembu
karang tak pasal-pasal aku sembelih kau

' if radovan karadzic is to end his boycott towards his trial today, march to The Hague and say:
look, i really have no idea what came over me then that i killed all the people; parents, kids and postmen
i'm seriously sorry
world, can you forgive me and forget everything that i did
start all over again without remembering anything?'

get my point? no?
whatever
i'm too happy eating nasi himpit at 1 am

ouh hampir terlupa
selamat menyambut eid-ul-adha