berbaloi balik lmbt sbb nan cis kj. heee

btw, tq azreen share pasal buku alexandra potter. baru sampai page 25, aku tak boleh letak dah buku tu. :)

p/s: dah tak payah buat muke sedih. tanak kawan dah bye

kalau kau sakit, maksudnya kau pernah sihat
kalau kau pernah sedih,  maksudnya kau kenal akan erti gembira
kalau kau kecewa, maksudnya kau pernah meletakkan harapan.

sakit, memang sakit. tapi rasanya lebih elok menangis tiga jam, kemudian jadi seperti biasa.
daripada senyum, sembunyikan rasa dan merana tiga bulan.

tapi tadi imran datang riang, tersenyum buat kusenang jalan terkengkang-kengkang
terus terbang semua kesedihan
siapa sangka, tak sampai 3 jam bersedih
dah ada pengubat.

p/s: rasa macam nak cari kerja part time? cuba di sini

IMF mempunyai maksud lain selain daripada International Monetary Fund
apa dia?
jeng jeng jeng!

mahu buku elektronik percuma? ada review tentangnya di sini .

(oke fine syud dah edit :P)

keypad tepon dia sudah elok gamaknya
maka sudah berjaya membalas sms
sungguh rasa bangga mengikut kata nasihat seorang kawan
:)

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imran baru mula berjalan. sgtlah excited semua orang. bukan baru, tapi dia agak tidak berapa rajin sebelum ini

Ye, pada hari semalam sebenarnya saya adalah sangat sudah tidak bersemangat untuk ke piknik maka nasi yang telah dimasak dipandang sepi (kerana menonton Supernatural ‘oh Jared!’). Tetapi orang Melaka Saitama memberitahu bahawa beliau mengharapkan saya datang (pada jam 12 tgh malam) maka saya pun bersiaplah (jam 7 pagi). Bergegas memasak nasi menggunakan resepi daripada seseorang.

  Baiklah, mukadimah begitu panjang. Tapi bertabahlah. Sesungguhnya ia perlu dijelaskan dengan panjang lebar.Seperti sejarah.

  Maka, saya pun menjadi penumpang kepada cik kucing kertas diikuti dengan apun untuk ke tempat kejadian. Kami sampai sudah sedikit lewat maka terpaksa menganggu semua orang kerana agak blur-blur ayam untuk ke tempat kejadian. Siap boleh salah jalan menggunakan lorong yang mempunyai kecuraman 45 darjah maka sambil tidak cukup nafas dan termengah-mengah (saya), saya pun menghubungi pihak-pihak berkenaan beberapa kali.

  Dengan penuh kesabaran malayan panggillan saya dan menunjukkan jalan, kami semua tiba ke tempat berkumpul. Yang bermain paintball mendengar taklimat manakala kami yang ingin berpiknik makan. Lapar jugak rupanya perbuatan sesat jalan ini. Maaf, tiada gambar pemakanan yang saya ambil kerana saya sibuk makan nasi sendiri (saya orang melayu. Pagi-pagi mau nasi goreng. Haha memang nak kene cepuk dengan pemakan McD dan spaghetti).

  Kemudian, kami pun berpiknik, diketuai oleh Rizzy. Nikmatilah gambar-gambar berikut. 

  

kami ke sini. di kem alang sendayu berdekatan uiam 

 dari melaka mereka datang untuk berenang di sini. oke tak, saya tipu. mungkin tidak semata-mata. yang berbaju merah itu LadyQaqa yang di depan itu Lady Gaga. oke tipu juga. farah

sumpah gamba ini bagi saya adalah tercomel di dunia tetapi di atas permintaan toh puan farah, maka yang originalnya tidak dikepilkan di sini. 

 Orang tanya kenapa di belog sendiri tiada gambar saya? Nah ini gambar saya. 

 

ya, beberapa jam sebelum itu saya berdiri berendam di situ.oke mmg nak kene pelempang

berendam tak tahu dari jam berapa maka sudah tergigil-gigil tanpa kawalan

ya begitulah kami semua. itu papercat kamu sedang cakap apa?

mungkinkah mereka sedang berbicara dengan eme tetapi eme tidak perasan? 

syud dan dayya. ouh tidak, gambar ini tiada kaitan dengan undang-undang di mexico city kerana mereka masih normal. ini gambar saja-saja dan mereka masih single. sila hubungi mereka untuk berkenalan dengan lebih lanjut. 

ini memang perbuatan membunuh diri, ucu

begitu asyik bergambar hingga tak sedar yang ada seketol lagi kamera dihalakan ke arah mereka

 orang saitama tersenyum (manja?)

pos khas untuk peminat

 

mungkinkah datang jauh dari johor untuk menjatuhkan diri ke dalam sungai? 

mungkin tidak

ya semua pun menonton cik kucing kertas berposing

ambil gambar orang yang mengambil gambar

'ye adik-adik. nanti dah habis makan jangan lupa buang sampah ke dalam tempat yang disediakan. jangan biarkan sampah bertebaran di kawasan ini. jagalah kebersihan walau di mana saja anda berada'-paper_cat

ini dialog rekaan semata-mata

ya begitulah ceritanya. gambar diambil secara rawak maka maaflah jika ada sesiapa yang kelibatnya langsung tidak kelihatan. terima kasih kepada yang sama-sama hadir.

jojo, njay, caha, rizzy, paper_cat, syud, dayya, rama_rama, aida, azreal, babymilo, rearrange, qaqa, farah, amar, kawan iqa yang bernama wa (kah? oke jgn pukol saya sudah tua maka tidak ingat), apun, amir, izzati, amad. selitkan nama anda jika saya terlupa. 

berbanyak-banyak terima kasih kepada yang hadir dan pada yang tidak berkesempatan hadir, mungkin di lain kali sahaja ya?

sepuluh
cukup kedua-dua belah tangan untuk membilang
kadang-kadang seronok kerana sepuluh
kadang-kadang terasa terbeban dek sepuluh
bayangkan mempunyai kupon makanan percuma sepuluh keping
bayangkan sepuluh anak-anak kecil yang comel-comel (dan lincah belaka)

tapi yang sepuluh ini buat saya gembira
mungkinkah sepuluh ini bakal bawa cerita bahagia?

;)

baru terjaga dari tidur
baru pukul 6 pulak tu
oke la padahal elok la kalo terjaga waktu mcm ni
elok-elok sebelum azan
tapi mata saya tgh rabak ni

utk seseorang, selamat hari lahir

fuh, kuat betul penangan sebuah senyuman ni

ada eloknye kalau dibeli topeng spiderman utk bekal sebulan
tapi surgical mask pun mcm cool kan? lagipun tgh heboh juga H1N1 2nd wave
tak pun buat sendiri je topeng
kan senang

dang
apsal apsal apsal?

selamat menyambut maal hijrah
semoga permulaan yang fani ni bakal membawa kepada satu perjalanan yang menarik

when you were young
you thought that not knowing it is normal
' i will know what it means when i'm older'
the 13th, 14th, 18th birthday came and still you do not know of it
you thought 'grown ups as in proprt grown ups will know it. i shall wait'
still, you find yourself not knowing
even when you are 24, 25 and so on

why can't it be like a mathematical equation like the ones derived by pythagoras?

*saya sedang sibuk dengar lagu earth, wind and fire secara tekun. sekonyong-konyong jadi peminat sekalipun tak lahi rlagi masa derang popular

betapa indahnya suria pagi ini
begitulah indahnya rasa dunia saya

awak sanggup tanggalkan earphone untuk jawab soalan saye
dan layan 'really?' sampai depan bangunan
:D

tengah malam pekat
cahaya ditelan lubang hitam.

ada cahaya di hujung terowong

ya yang itu
kerana saya tahu

kalau tak terhantuk dekat peti ais
memori takkan hilang
sayangnya, kenangan manis boleh jadi pahit sekelip mata
lebih malang lagi kenanangan takkan hilang
sekurang-kurangnya untuk masa yang lama.

susah rasanya saya nak lupakan kenangan semalam
terima kasih awak
terima kasih untuk setengah jam yang masih buat saya gembira hingga sekarang
awak tak tau betapa gembiranya saye.

:D

i have now officially lost the will to eat lunch
at least for three days
because i'm too happy that i got the chance
i grabbed the chance
thanks carrie
i managed to be aloof and non-chalant

*grins grins grins

my God i'm hallucinating because i'm too happy

benar tetapi pelik
awak duduk di situ seorang diri
saya jeling bayang di cermin
wah tona pilihan pakaian kita sama hari ini

tapi saya cuma mampu senyum dua saat sebelum berjalan dengan pantas tinggalkan awak
tangan saya jadi lembab
jantung mula kacau-bilau

saya tak mampu
saya masih belum cukup berani
dan sebentar lagi
saya harap saya mimpi saya dapat kekuatan itu
yang akan dipanjangkan hingga pagi esok
untuk tegur awak
:d

credit to http://3.bp.blogspot.com/

the anonymous lawyer may live a lie but whatever he posted in his blog, he tells the truth. well, some of it.

i can't remember when or where did i buy this book but that little to do with its quality. the novel is made of up blog entries from the anonymous lawyer. at first, he was just testing to see how the blog works and before he knew it, he is pouring everything into it.

he was a hiring partner in the firm, running for the place as a chairman. but there's a rival and he started to talk about it. the novel was really funny with really evil lines. unfortunately, i can't share here with you. ok, i lied, i can't find where i put Anonymous Lawyer: A Novel by Jeremy Blachman. BUT, you can actually take a sneak peak at what you can expeect from this novel at the Anonymous Lawyer blog.

Anonymous Lawyer: A Novel is highly recommended for those who love dark humour and something witty.

                                                                    *   *   *  

the train was full and she was hanging to the only holder that she can find

she threw a glance outside and there he was; looking a bit flustered but not too much

but bm did not manage to get in

and then, like fate, they met again

this time in the lobby

but he seemed to need to listen to the music

'its ok. people need space too'

and the day has never seem so happy blue

perfect present for a coffee addict
Originally uploaded by uculer

I find my happiness in a cup of coffee. Yes, it doesn’t take that much to make me happy, especially in the morning. I don’t need 20 kg of exorbitant chocolates (although the idea of eating products from La Maison du Chocolat may bring bigger smile). I don’t need Starbucks, San Francisco or Coffee Bean. My dear brother (panggil deat sebab dapat duit raya. Kalau tak dapat, jangan harap. Ye, saya MASIH dapat duit raya. Sila jeles) has showed that Kopi Kapal Api is really good. Thanks bro. Tahun depan jangan lupe kasi duit raya lagi. Hiks.

Where was I? Ouh coffee. I’m an addict. Even the smell of coffee can jolt me into several moments of complete awareness. I don’t know how it started but it doesn’t matter; I need that dose of coffee daily. And I’m sad to say that I suffer caffeine-withdrawal symptom the most during Ramadhan. Although I can always have a cup of steaming Nescafe during sahur, the feeling is different. Having a rushed coffee is totally different from sipping it once in a while in a stretch of an hour; for example. But still, it’d fall into a deep stupor within the first half an hour of work if I don’t drink the beverage. I know that coffee will make me dehydrated but even the idea of starting the day without one just makes me think of throwing myself over a cliff.

My normal consumption per day is two per day although it will dramatically increase if I am attacked by the mosquitoes at night. But I realized that I’m craving for more these days and I must say that I’m lucky that I had a long, peaceful, dreamless nights these days.

I’ve a good mind to own a coffee plantation because then I’d be fulfilling my own craving for the said beverage, which is one of the most popular beverages across the globe. Last year alone, the commodity ranked top in a total of 12 countries. And imagine me selling Kopi Luwak. This is the rarest gourmet coffee in the world where it was found to be selling at AUD 50 per cup at a café called Heritage Tea Rooms in Australia. But no thanks, I don’t think I can swallow it because the beans are taken after they have ‘exited’ the system of a certain animal. I’d rather have mine clean. Check out Kopi Luwak (bukan Kopi Lawak)

If I find myself being tired or stressed, I find that the coffee smell calms me down. Ok bunyi dah mengalahkan orang hidu gam la kan but that is the truth. I am so addicted to coffee that there are times that I’d be running up and down looking for coffee and ended up being really cranky because of its action.

I do enjoy a cup of coffee when I was in university but it wasn’t this bad. Back then, a cup of coffee is all I can take. Now, I’m afraid that it has turned into cola; I do not even have trouble sleeping even if I take it at night.

I know that addiction is not good. It doesn’t matter which addiction are you referring to; cigarettes, drugs, shopping (yikes) or coffee. I know that too much coffee will cause osteoperosis but seriously, I just can’t stop.

Heck, if it’s any consolation, luckily I am not addicted to Coffeebucks. Ouh the coffee in the picture is courtesy of my colleague for my birthday. Thi hi hi.

Anyone suffers from caffeine addiction?

yes selamat hari raya (still. no pics of raya yet. too lazy to upload).

i start working today, after nearly suffering from the mind-numbing boredom at home. that is the major drawback when you had raya in kl; your friends are nowhere to be found (save a few like elle and anne. thanks princesses)

i'm so happy because i won Blog Bonanza 6 from BookXcess. the rest of the entry is here. i have to choose two books out from 4 so can anyone please suggest me something? i don't know which one to pick
here are the books:
Gorgeously Green: 8 Simple Steps to an Earth-Friendly Life – Sophie Uliano
The Necklace – Cheryl Jarvis
Squawk: How to Stop Making Noise and Start Getting Results – Travis Bradberry
The 21 Indispensable Qualities of a Leader – John C. Maxwell

and syud, my raya was boring but of course, meeting elle's niece was really nice. she's so cute; i had to refrain from kidnapping her.

just a short update. will update more (hopefully) tomorrow.

when we are old and decrepit
Originally uploaded by uculer

I took this picture after a very heavy rain during the third week of ramadhan I guess. beside it was a really beautiful flower so that's why it came out old and decrepit. but no, i'm not going to be all teary-eyed and sad about getting old, its not worth it.

it's hari raya and its raining cats and dogs outside. there was nothing on the TV right now. as you can guess (because of the heavy rain).

you know what's cruel? when you can see the difference in your waistline for a month and when the day comes, you really cannot resist anything. like you can't resist the third helping of rendang. my goodness, i had two helpings before 12 noon. and watching the TV does not help, i tell you.

and then you had to susun the kuih. supposedly in the balang but of course, i arranged it in my mouth first. and gosh, it felt so good. i never thot i'd be able to put anything in my mouth after taking gulps of air tainted with the very smell of kuih raya my auntie made but there i was, eating and tasting every single piece of them in my mouth *happy glee.

it's cold, there's nothing on the TV and i'm supposed to be bored but i'm not. finally i have the time to do all the photo editing that I wanted, thanks to the rain. i've always wanted to edit the pictures, there were too many and my cousins really want the pictures of their cats. or cat. i don't know. the cats look the same to me.

so, tata now. have fun with your family. i'm still having fun because i still get duit raya *i see the smirk, you are jealous.

i'm going to see if there's anymore kerepek in the cupboard. heh

gamba KLCC sebab ai tak beraya kat kampung. takde kampung *kesat air mata

selamat hari raya

berhati-hati di jalan raya

takut nanti tak cukup duit raya

atau tak dapat duit raya

sebab merana di hospital di hari raya

suka tu suka juga
semoga suka kita suka yang bersukat (terkawal)

maaf zahir dan batin
terkasar bahasa
terlanjur perkataan
tersilap perbuatan

semoga syawal ini bawa lebih erti pada kita

ouh sebelum terlupa
saya juga menerima wang pos, cek berpalang (bukan cek tendang), transaksi bank, kad debit, visa, mastercard dan e-gold begitu juga kijang emas sebagai duit raya
terima kasih